Wine is fine, liquor is quicker, but beer is dear to the simple soul and kindhearted. I bring the gift of hops to Milly’s dating world. A Bear Bar! A bar bears can get brown bottled brew and bare their furry needs for bodaciously beautiful Betties.
Milly I have a fantastical idea… why stop at a dating agency? We need a paranormal singles bar. “RAWR!”, big teddy bears of Stone Clan! I love y’all and I know the needs of Stone Clan, you yearn for vivacious suds and voluptuous bods! (You have to expect that if there is a place for a pun I will find it!) I have gone back and read some of the naughty bits when it’s cold at night, I’m a money miser and won’t turn on the heat and I’ve already bought the book Gray’s motion of the ocean heats my apartment with “Green” energy. I mean, holy mouse house, Catman! That man would make Wilhelm Wundt proud with his command of visualization and imagery. C’mon now! You have to be a hundred and sixty, with dead genitals, and no pleasure centers in your brain, if Gray doesn’t turn your buttons with that dirty mouth and descriptive ability. Like all peeps with the mental capacity of a thirteen year old just as much as I crush on Milly-doesn’t-do-vanilli, I have a man crush on Grayson Green.
They’ll be bilingual and speak feline and human have Milly’s ability to get jiggy with it and the good part of my cray cray that makes happy chaos! Beautiful web-babies! #sigh
They will look beautiful, all tawny skinned cherub babes with pink tipped kitten ears. It doesn’t matter, Milly is my #WomanCrushWeekday and I think I want to have her web-babies. Is it #WomanCrushWednesday yet? Don’t answer that! I know it’s Monday it’s been Monday all day.
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